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Wednesday Jan 26, 2005 10:31 am
U.S. Military Drops the “Gay Bomb”
In a hilarious BBC news report, it is revealed that the U.S. military considered developing a "'gay bomb,' which would make enemy soldiers 'sexually irresistible' to each other." The rationale?
The report also highlights other "weapons" researched and scrapped by the Pentagon:
*A chemical weapon that would make enemy troops a magnet for swarms of angry wasps or rats
*A weapon designed to inflict a rank and lasting haliotosis on enemy troops, preventing them from hiding in civilian populations
*A "Who? Me?" bomb that would provoke flatuence among enemy soldiers
The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.
The report also highlights other "weapons" researched and scrapped by the Pentagon:
*A chemical weapon that would make enemy troops a magnet for swarms of angry wasps or rats
*A weapon designed to inflict a rank and lasting haliotosis on enemy troops, preventing them from hiding in civilian populations
*A "Who? Me?" bomb that would provoke flatuence among enemy soldiers
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I hope the love bomb experiment works. I would love to drop some in on a frat/soroity party sometime. . .
Or release it on a subway. . .
The possiblities are endless.
That one ‘Who? Me?’ had been experienced in Congress first? It seems like that, hehe..
When I read things like this, I wish the Monty Pythons were still active.
Clark, they are alive (most of them) and they still love you.
The worst thing about reading them is that you want lough out your most terrible lament.
Yes, Monty Pythons are still alive, which means active in you.
My warm wishes to all.
BOY do I miss Monty Python!! I just hope they don’t drop that gay bomb look what all that testing did to San Francisco!!. The defecation bomb would be the funniest- flatus interruptus maximus.
But i have the suspicion that they have made secret experiments in White House; those dearest sirs there have f——d all of the planet!
thet noxious hot air in washington is almost entirely from teddy kennedy the senior blovitator from Massachussetts.
Oh and quit trying to use sponge-bob as a reruiting tool for NAMBLA. thank you
I’m happy to see you also :) But what is NAMBLA?
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