Does the all inclusive cruise include a trap door hideout in your room? If these folks set up Saddam’s last vacation, I don’t want to know what my hotel is going to be like. He had $750,000 and look what he got.
I wonder how they knew the reason I wasn’t going to Florida was because Saddam was on the loose. No, wait. That was the hanging chads.
I never trusted this Santa guy either. What the heck is he hiding in the sack? Why can’t he just knock instead of crawling down the fireplace. Plus I think he’s looking in my window when I’m being naughty. No, wait. That’s Bob.
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