Joe, your story made me laugh and a little homesick. My buddy in high school and I were enjoying a case of Stroh's returnables at a local lake with muddy dirt roads and he got his little car stuck. We hiked to my sister and brother-in-law's house and asked to use the phone (way before cellphones). His dad a great-natured Kansas Czech guy pilled us out and said --who got stuck, you or Stroh's?
The headline made me laugh because when I was in 7th grade a classmate in study hall told me a (probably fabricated) story about his younger brother and sister planning to have sex, and the phrase "Don't do that, you'll get stuck!" featured prominently in it.
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