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In March, thirtysomething go-getter Chris Hill was named one of the 500 Businessman
of 2001 by the National Republican Congressional Committee. According to a report
by the News-Journal wire service, that put the Florida manufacturer in
the running for Republican of the Year.
Problem is, Hill is a drug-paraphernalia kingpin. In fact, he faces up to 20
years in federal prison after his marijuana pipes were discovered in an Iowa
raid. GOP officials were understandably surprised by the news, and they promise
to strip Hill of his dignities if the charges stick. But Hill is showing himself
to be a party man through and through. Im not going to make pipes
again, he complained. Im embarrassed that my government has
put me in this position. Theyve lumped me in with some liberal longhaired
dopers. Thats not the kind of crowd I run with.
Naming Rights 3.1
Shes big, shes hard, she really gets around, and shes often
full of murky goo. Shes Condoleeza Rice. Or, she was until her
corporate owners decided shed be better off traveling under the moniker
Altair Voyager. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Chevron
honchos judged it a little unseemlywith all the recent hubbub about energy
boodlingto have one of their oil tankers named after a Bush administration
consigliere. Hence the switch.
Make A Joyful Noise 4.6
At times, ours seems not so much an empire as a backwoods freak show. John
Ashcroft, our snake-handling Draco, has been known to anoint himself with Mazola chrism, in the
Old Testament fashion, when sworn into office. Now, according to a report in
the Guardian, he has taken to leading hymn sessions at office meetings,
where Department of Justice lawyers are encouraged to join in renditions of
Ashcrofts own compositions. One such, Let the Eagle Soarin
which our nations mascot is shown to soar like shes never
soared before, from rocky coast to golden shorehas particularly
rankled staffers handicapped with taste and sensibility. Have you heard
the song? a department lawyer anonymously complained. It really
sucks.
The Return of Tricky Dick? 5.1
Editors
of the Quaker Campus, the school newspaper of Whittier College in California,
are outraged to discover that their office was bugged. A maintenance man found
the electronic eavesdropping device behind the couch around which editorial
meetings customarily take place. There are no suspects or leads, the paper reports,
nor can anybody think of even a plausible motive. But the device is sophisticated,
and the way it was placed suggests that a professional was involved. Surprisingly,
no one has ventured the obvious paranormal explanation: a visit by the specter
of Whittiers most famous alumnusDick Nixon, class of 1934.
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