OMG! MITT ROMNEY TOTALLY ATE SOME FRIED CHICKEN TODAY BUT PEELED THE SKIN OFF BEFORE HE ATE IT! THAT'S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE DECISIVE PROOF: MITT ROMNEY IS A FAKE! HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SOUTH OR ITS PEOPLE!!! VOTE FOR HUCKABEE! AMERICA DEMANDS A PRESIDENT WHO WILL AMEND THE CONSTITUTION, DESTROY THE RIGHTS OF WOMEN, EVISCERATE THE RIGHTS OF GAYS AND LESBIANS, QUARANTINE AIDS PATIENTS, BUT, MOST IMPORTANTLY, WILL SIT IN THE OVAL OFFICE GOBBLING FOWL THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DONE!!!
Interview with the violated chicken to follow.
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