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Bush Explains New Iraq Strategy: Buying Lots of Additional Tickets Will Win the Powerball Lottery

Brian Zick

David Sanger in NY Times reports on Bush's "Surge": Pressed on why he thought this strategy would succeed where previous efforts had failed, Mr. Bush shot back: “Because it has to.” He also intends to clap louder, keep his fingers crossed, wish upon a star, and throw pennies into fountains.

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