It’s All the Evil Democrats’ Fault

Failing to vote Republican is a crime, for which Democrats need to be punished due to their acts of fraudulent citizenship. This vile illegal misconduct is called "voter fraud." U.S. Attorneys who neglect to prosecute such sinister voter fraud crimes are properly fired for poor performance. And upstanding aggressively anti-Democrat voter fraud U.S. Attorneys need to be in place to do the job of law enforcement correctly. Because Republicans believe in the rule of law. Can't you see, you degenerate law-breaking Democrat IslamoNaziSatalinist baby-killer queer?