Rumor Déjà Vu

Brian Zick

rumor –noun 1. a story or statement in general circulation without confirmation or certainty as to facts: a rumor of war. 2. gossip; hearsay: Don't listen to rumor. 3. Archaic. a continuous, confused noise; clamor; din. –verb (used with object) 4. to circulate, report, or assert by a rumor: It is rumored that the king is dead. January 4, 2007: The Comedy Central Insider/InDecider, after first bragging about having posted the rumor that Rumsfeld would get canned the day before it actually happened, then claims to have a source "exactly as reliable as that one was at the time" to float this rumor with this disclaimer: We place this rumor here, on the Comedy Central blog, where it least belongs, and cross our fingers until next month, when we can either do the I Told You So Dance or, well, nobody will remember we ever said anything. Whatever the implications for our great country, it's win-win for us! January 6, 2007: Michael Crowley at TNR spreads the same rumor. David Kurtz at TPM passes it along, links to Crowley. January 8, 2007: The Comedy Central Insider/InDecider brags about scooping TNR on posting the irresponsible rumor. January 9, 2007: Martin Sieff for UPI floats a variation of the rumor, giving the wholesale speculation a gloss of "responsible" journalistic authority. January 25, 2007: The Comedy Central Insider/InDecider claims to have a second source for the rumor. Nicole Belle at Crooks and Liars passes along the rumor, links to CC Insider/InDecider. October 18, 2005: Paul Bedard for US News and World Report wrote: Sparked by today's Washington Post story that suggests Vice President Cheney's office is involved in the Plame-CIA spy link investigation, government officials and advisers passed around rumors that the vice president might step aside and that President Bush would elevate Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

The text is from the poem “QUADRENNIAL” by Golden, reprinted with permission. It was first published in the Poetry Project. Inside front cover photo by Golden.
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