Personally, I'd have gone with something more like this:
Straight outta Hollywood
Is a writer who will strike and ignite it
And make a studio exec bite it
Dangerous mothafucka who writes well
And leave fat cats with shit to sell
But this is still pretty good:
Hat tip to Hayes.
Brian Cook was an editor at In These Times from 2003 to 2009. He now works on the editorial staff of Playboy magazine.
